Poor thinking skills
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 1927 on 2007-04-30

Poor thinking - a result of, or cause of heroin addiction?

Morgan laughed in bitter agreement with that. He’s 42 and looks 72 – gaunt and toothless after a lifetime of heroin addiction. “They think you can take it or leave it, but it’s just the opposite. It takes you,” he said.

“It’s the biggest mistake in my life,” he went on. “If I got three wishes, I wouldn’t wish for a million dollars. It would be that I never tried heroin that first time.”

Not to belabor the obvious, Morgan, but you’ve got three wishes.

One for a million dollars.
Two that you’d never tried heroin the first time.
Three to wish for a tree house.

Via.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

He walked away
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 0612 on 2007-04-30

Ka-BOOM.

A gasoline tanker crashed and burst into flames near the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge on Sunday, creating such intense heat that a stretch of highway melted and collapsed.

Flames shot 200 feet in the air, but the truck’s driver walked away from the scene with second-degree burns.

I predict with some confidence that when they say ‘walked away’ they mean ‘ran like the dickens’.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

Additional Rites of Spring
Posted By: Sgt. Mom @ 0853 on 2007-04-29

Wherever the globe is warming, it isn’t around here. Spring has been mild, and rainy. Some days the temperature climbs up into the eighties, but not for long, and the nights are cool. A storm-front went through this week, threatening high winds, and several hours of thunder-and-lightening starting around midnight that sounded like a WWI artillery barrage and kept the sky fairly continuously lit up. You’d have thought that would have made sleep impossible, but I must have managed it. Local newscasts that evening were breathless with anticipation, repeating the tornado watch warning all the evening beforehand. Blondie says there was a shelter-roof by one of the gates to Ft. Sam that looked like it was trashed, but otherwise we came through OK… no hail, at least. And lots of rain. The trees are well out in leaf, and so is everything else.

We added some plants: a friend had a roommate move out, leaving behind a lot of potted plants. We took a lot of them, as my friend has zilch interest in gardening, and so my place looks even more lush than usual at this time of year. The nice part about working at home is that Lesser Weevil does not get so destructively bored. It’s been almost a year since she killed any plants, or tried digging a tunnel back into the house via the perennial border. Blondie has hit some of the neighborhood yard sales. She returned yesterday with a pair of tall ornamental pillars and a replica of the Venus d’Milo, which will look better once they’ve been brushed with a concoction of watered-yoghurt. This is supposed to encourage moss and mildew and other natural things to grow on them, although I won’t go to the ornamental extreme of one of the neighbors, who has so many statues in their front yard that the place looks like a hobbit graveyard.

The two of us are watching way too much of the Home & Garden Channel…

Another rite of spring: Spike the toy shi-tzu had her summer clip. I’m sorry; life is just too short to maintain her in the style which apparently that breed has become accustomed, with twice-weekly baths and constant brushing of her long, long fur. Off to the groomers she went, for what Blondie described as a “shaved puppy”. (Which sounds uncommonly like some of the p0*n spam I empty out daily). Everything between the plume on her tail and the topknot on her head is clipped down to the skin. I think she feels cooler and more comfortable, especially on the daily morning walk.

Or as one of the neighbors calls it “the daily drag around the block”. The Weevil and Spike tear out ahead of me, lunging at the end of their leashes. I must have become more accustomed to this; it’s been ages since either one of them managed to trip me up or knock me down. The Weevil is especially exuberant during the first few blocks: she leaps clear of the ground, over and over again. “You can tell she’s had her Wheaties!” observed the same neighbor, upon observing this performance. There is also speculation afoot that she might be part jack-rabbit. Taking them both out is not just “walkies”, it’s an upper-body workout too.

Rites of spring, indeed.

What was television, grandpa?
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 1454 on 2007-04-28

Google brings authors to Google Worldwide Headquarters for informal talks. Are they sharing? Is the Pope German?

We invite you to check out all the extraordinary people who’ve taken part in the Authors@Google program so far, and enjoy one of our videos today.

John Scalzi

Strobe Talbott

More.

I’ve still got a television but more and more I wonder when I’ll wake up and realize it’s been weeks .. or months .. since I’ve turned it on.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

When the Air Force’s NCO Professional Development Guide (previously known as the Professional Fitness Examination Manual) has space porn on it’s cover.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been involved with space in one way or another for the past 6 years. I know how cool and how important satellites are. They’re one of the reasons we can kill people and break things as accurately as we do. However,  the thought of the joystick jockies at Shriever whacking off on the cover of their study material just makes me feel like I need a shower in Lysol Simple Green.  Although, I’ve always assumed that’s what the whole joystick thing was about anyway.  Did I mention they wear blue jammies?  They wear blue jammies.

Yes, space is cool.  Space is hip.  Space is now.  But for the cover of our study guide?  I want atmospheric aircraft dammit!

Pi to 1,000 Places: Piano Solo
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 0736 on 2007-04-27

Assign piano keys values 0-9, start hard at PI to 1000 places and play. It’s got no rhythm by definition and you can’t dance to it but it is still pretty darn interesting.

Via
Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

If We Pull Out
Posted By: Timmer @ 2143 on 2007-04-26

If we pull out of Iraq, the United States will never be trusted by anyone ever again.

If we pull out, the massacre that follows of anyone who even smiled at a U.S. soldier, much less who collaborated with us or accepted our help, will make the killing fields of Cambodia look like a freaking picnic. All of that blood will be on our hands because we failed to honor our promise to see this through.

If we lose, who wins? Al Queda, Iran, Syria, all of the folks who have been stirring the shite up since we got there. The entire region, not just Iraq, will fall into the hands of the people who want you, me, everyone who isn’t their kind of Muslim, dead. I’m guessing the Shi’ites will have the numbers so… The Sunnis, they’re dead. The Kurds, finally, once and for all, wiped off the face of the earth. We’re already responsible for a couple thousand Kurds dead due to bailing on them after Desert Storm, now we’ll be responsible for their genocide.

Ask the Iraqi people if they want us to leave. Ask the soldiers on the ground if we’re losing.

If this thing is lost? If there’s no hope for winning? Then to ask our troops to continue one more day is completely dishonorable. Every death that’s come before this day is completely without meaning.  If this is already lost and we don’t pull them out immediately? Every single American casualty from here on out is on our heads. Reid and his ilk want it both ways. “We’ve already lost, we have no chance of winning, but we’re going to leave our guys on the ground to continue dying for six more months so it APPEARS that we’re giving the government the chance to pull it together.”

If the war is really lost, call to immediately defund the war. Immediately. Have the balls to pull our guys out of harms way and let the slaughter begin.

UPDATE:  Which isn’t to say I think things have been going all that well.

My Current Project
Posted By: Sgt. Mom @ 1930 on 2007-04-26

Without further ado, may I present the project that I have been working on, all this week, courtesy of my friend, Dave the Computer Guy; the website to market my books.

Well, the one that I did a couple of years ago, the one that I finished and which will be published (one way or another!) by September… and the three-part saga which I am currently working on. I am doing all this under the pen name that I began with… just to keep things tidy, and maintain my families’ assorted and respective privacy.

www.celiahayes.com

I am still working on some of the bits… like closing each page when you go to another one. And the “interview” page is still under construction… and my brother has promised some original art for some of the elements, rather than the bits supplied with the template.

This site is currently piggy-backed on Dave the Computer Guy’s site, so my next expense will be paying for a year of hosting, and for Dave to do some additional marketing. Feedback and suggestions are invited.

So are donations- (Paypal button over on the left, under the link for the first book.)

Zero-G
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 1211 on 2007-04-26

Stephen Hawking is going .. well not to orbit but he’s going to experience zero-g.

What a marvelous experience for a guy bound by gravity and circumstance to a chair. He may get to orbit yet - Sir Richard Branson is going to give him a seat on VirginGalactic.

I’m humbled that other people have framed this in a far more entertaining manner than I can manage - I won’t even try.

Space is to humans what Beethoven is to dogs. I don’t think we have the slightest idea what we don’t yet understand.

Just thought of something: What holds the paraplegic in their chairs? What keeps them from shooting around the room, stopping their progress with a finger, floating from desk to desk?

Gravity.

And gravity isn’t a big issue . . . where?

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

Driving Down Our Old Street
Posted By: Timmer @ 1210 on 2007-04-26

Hey, Sgt Mom, Blondie, look!

Someone’s moved into our old joint.

Hope it takes good care of him.

We’re Just Not That Good
Posted By: Timmer @ 1045 on 2007-04-26

With the resurgeance of the Jessica Lynch, Pat Tillman stories this week, I thought it would be a good time to let you, fair readers, in on a very deep, dark, military secret.  A secret so shocking that many of you will walk away not believing what I’m about to tell you.

Now, just a bit about me for anyone new:  I’m a retiring Air Force Master Sergeant.  I’ll have 23 years of active duty under my belt at the end of July.  I’ve held a Top Secret security clearance for the past nine years.

I have something to say about and to the conspiracy theorists and the “truthers.”  It’s a secret, but I’m going to tell you anyway.  I may face charges for this, but I think it’s THAT important.  Ready?

We’re just not that good at keeping dirty secrets to ourselves in the military.  Seriously.  The problem with the idea that there’s any sort of dirty laundry that we, as an institution, are keeping to ourselves is dependent on the idea that X many people can all be corrupt at the same time. 

This kind of thinking can only occur in people who have no knowledge of the military.

Because while some of us were motivated to join by the idea of killing bad guys and blowing shit up, and we guide the more enthusiastic members of that crowd to the proper special forces offices, there’s a large majority of us who simply want to serve and defend our country.  There’s an honor amoung many of us.  Actually, there’s an even stronger honor amoung the kill bad guys and blow shit up crowd, but I’m not going to explain that in this post. 

In the Air Force we get the concept of Integrity First driven into us almost from the first step off the bus at Lackland.  I know from serving Joint duty that the other branches take integrity just as seriously.  You want a fast way out of the military?  Lie.  Most commands will have you out of their ranks in a couple of weeks.  It’s because we absolutely MUST trust one another in the military.  The mission depends on it.

Did you properly set the fuse on the 2000 pound bomb we just put on that aircraft? 

You have to trust the answer to that.  Lives depend on it.

Basically, we in the military SUCK when it comes to lying.  Sure we have recruiters and public affairs reps and psy-ops people who’s job it is to sell one point over another.  But when it comes to every day living in uniform, we have a large majority of folks who are going to do the right thing no matter what it costs them personally. 

And of course we have our share of folks who think their whole job is about covering their’s or their boss’ asses.  We’re no different than any other organization.  Dirtbags somehow get through the screening but we normally weed them out before they get anywhere they can do real damage.

But because we have so many people who would cry bullshit when the bovine has so apparently defecated on the floor, those folks are outnumbered by the folks with a true sense of integrity.

That’s why conspiracy theories involving the military make me laugh.  There may have been a couple of folks who messed up and tried to tell the story before they had all the facts, but the truth always, always, always comes out one way or the other. 

It wasn’t luck that we found out the truth about Jessica Lynch or Pat Tillman or Abu Ghraib.  It was integrity on the part of someone in uniform who had the guts to say, “Wait a minute, that’s not right!”

And here’s another one for you to stew over.  I believe the same thing about most people in government also.  Yeah, Republicans and Democrats both.

Told you you wouldn’t believe it.

Carnival of Space
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 0633 on 2007-04-26

The first Carnival of Space is up. Huzzah!

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

Hi. I’ve been reading this blog for a few years now. Lost track for a while, came back. Life happens.

When I read Timmer’s call this morning

Tired of there not being enough fresh content here every day? Can you write? Drop a line to Sgt Mom. She’ll hook you up.

I thought “why not“. So I did and she did and here we are. I am not so very sure that I can, in fact, write but we’ll give it the old college try.

I’m a husband, father, dog and cat owner. I live in Wisconsin, raised in Oklahoma. I spent eight years in the Marines but was a Lance Corporal for most of my time in service. I spent four years in the infantry but was only shot at once. I didn’t see the Fleet until I lateral moved to Data Processing.

I work for pay and health insurance for a mid-sized electronics manufacturer, about whom I won’t speak much. I work for pleasure and fun in the evenings for LiftPort about which I’ll go on at great length if you don’t shut me up. We want to build a space elevator. Yes it’s a long shot - it beats the snot out of not doing anything about the cost of getting to space.

So that’s me and thanks for reading. Y’all have no idea how tempting it was to go all 2004 on you, paste a picture of John Kerry saluting, title this ‘Reporting for Duty’ and call this introduction done.

If life hands you lemons
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 0056 on 2007-04-26

Look in the dictionary under ’sucking lemons’

and you’ll find this picture of Senator Harry Reid.

To be fair anyone can be made to look bad by publishing a photo taken at an innoprtune moment but .. still. Lemons.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

It’s only a model
Posted By: Brian Dunbar @ 2107 on 2007-04-25

AA said in his del.icio.us notes on this post

“The self-referential nature of this border fence spawn all around the world is so intriguing in part because of the rapidity at which they are being proposed, built and contested.” One word for you - burbclaves.

Six words for AA: ‘Snow Crash’ was just a story.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.

There are a good few reasons besides sheer contrariness that I am standing off to the side, pointing and snickering at the antics of the “global warming” warming crowd. One of them is that I have been to the “omigod-it-could-be-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it” rodeo before. Several times, actually; when I was in junior high school the panic-du-jour was about overpopulation. Eventually we would all wind up, standing shoulder to shoulder, running out of food and clean water. When I got to high school, it was global cooling; great honking ice sheets were going to advance across the earth, the sun would grow dim and we would all freeze to death. If we didn’t starve, first.

Before and during that was the oldie but goodie of global thermonuclear war; we were all going to be annihilated by the Russkies or a melting power plant. Or die of starvation afterwards. For a while in college we were supposed to be all freaked out by the scourge of “future shock” wherein things changed so fast and so suddenly that our poor little minds just couldn’t cope, and we would… oh, I forget what was supposed to happen to us with “future-shock”. Curl up in the fetal position, suck our thumbs and turn up the electric blanket up to high, I suppose.

So, I am a little resistant to someone jumping up and down and screaming “oooga-booga!” and demanding that I panic along with the rest of the lemmings about the latest panic-du-jour. Deal with it.

See, I know the climate of the world has changed, is changing and will go on changing. There were glaciers over the upper Mid-West, once. In Roman times, it was warm enough in England to grow grapes. Until about the 14th century (give or take) it was warm enough in southern Greenland for subsistence farming. A volcano eruption on the other side of the world resulted in a year without a summer early in the 19th century in the northern hemisphere. So it went. So it goes. How much global warming in the last umpty-ump years-decades-whatever is due to human activity? I don’t know, but I am not going to rush into taking a position on the say-so of the same sort of people who were banging on about global cooling, overpopulation, nuclear annihilation, future-shock or whatever in the days of yore.

Sorry. I’ll make jokes about them, though.

Which brings me down to the one over-hyped panic-du-jour that followed upon all the others listed, the one that commanded tabloid-style headlines all during the mid 1980s. That would be the “ritual-satanic-abuse-of-children-in-daycare-centers” scare. While it is not the same kind of issue, it seems to be meriting some of the same kind of popular press. Standing off to one side and looking on, I keep seeing the same sort of shrieking hysteria, the same light-speed jumping to conclusions, the same degree of absolute conviction, the same kind of ‘piling on’, and the same shouting-down of all the people who said “now just wait a darned minute”.

The global-warming trend might very be as real an issue, as much as the day-care ritual abuse wasn’t, but the degree of shrieking hysteria on display when the issue comes up doesn’t do it any favors. Or win me over as a convert, because I am pretty sure that in ten years, the usual suspects will be banging on about something else.

I found this in the New York Post

April 24, 2007 — SHERYL Crow should eat crow. The save-the-environment rocker who’s on a “Stop Global Warming College Tour” with Laurie David and just proposed a limit on toilet paper usage is a big gas-guzzler. Her performance rider demands for each show include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars for her entourage, TheSmokingGun.com reports. She also insists on 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, six bottles of “local” beer and a bottle each of “good Australian Cabernet” and “good Merlot.” Crow’s flack said the rider was “an old one from 10 years ago” but declined to show us a current one.

No Such Thing
Posted By: Sgt. Mom @ 1616 on 2007-04-24

…As too many books.

There is however, such a thing as not enough bookshelves.

When Blondie and I PCSed out of Spain over fifteen years ago, the packing crew had a pool going on how many boxes of books they would eventually pack. The grand total topped out at 64 boxes at that point. Since we returned to the land of the Big PX, replete with establishments such as Half-Price Books, the sales tables at Borders, Barnes & Noble, and various library and book-club events, the increase on the 1991 book census has been geometric. At a certain point, accommodating all the books in free-standing bookcases would have reduced the house to a kind of solidly-packed, book-lined burrow, dark and fusty, with barely enough space for a reading light, and a stove.

Beginning bout five years ago, I took the situation in hand, and began buying lengths of shelving and brackets of the ornamental sort— for the ends that showed— and utility brackets for the interior of the shelves which wouldn’t show when properly packed full of books. The first efforts at securing order among the books involved a narrow stretch of wall where the kitchen merged into the dining area, to one side of a large window looking out into the back yard. Three small white-painted shelves advanced up the wall towards the ceiling, for the cookbooks that I used most frequently, and the jar of pencils and notepads best kept close to the telephone. The rag-tag collection of shelves that had served us until then were banished to the garage. Most of them were heavy, ugly dark-wood things that took up a lot of space, bought at the PX because I had an urgent need for storage at the moment, and they were cheap. A couple of weekends later, another set of shelves went up on the other side of the window, for the not-so often used cookbooks, and the gardening and home-improvement porn. I put up a long shelf over the window for the blue-flowering Danish china, and there was that whole end of the house rendered light, and bright, and all the books in order. So, I looked around and said, hmmmm.

The wall opposite the big window was next. This had a double-doorway from the living room into a little room that we used as a TV den, more or less in the center. Four-foot-long shelves went up on either side, all the way to the top of the door… and then five more shelves above those which ran the width of the wall, but shortened to follow the angle of the ceiling. I need a very tall ladder to get to the top three shelves… in fact; the stuff that I never use is all parked up there. Everything was ordered by subject or genre, and a couple of nice vases and knick-knacks interspersed between the books. Last of all, I fitted six shelves on either side of the fireplace, and all but one of the old bookcases were banished to the garage. Now the living room was lined with books on three walls, and all the space between freed up. The three wooden shelves I kept in the house still, were squeezed into the TV den, as they were oak and matched the stereo/media center.

The only place where chaos, clutter and disorganization still reigned was among the oldest collection of books… the paperbacks, banished to a set of tall walnut-veneer bookcases in the hallway, and shelved two ranks deep. I had made a stab at alphabetizing them by author, but locating a particular book was a particularly frustrating crap-shoot. But this last weekend, Blondie had prevailed upon me… since she had a shelf of her own books, overflowing in a most untidy way… to bring order, discipline and installed shelves to that last holdout.

We took ourselves away to Home Depot for brackets and five lengths of 5-inch wide shelving, and ran a series of shelves from the end of the hall to the washer and dryer closet. We’ll need to put in another three shelves, actually, but at least everything is now only single-deep. Heck, I can now find stuff that I didn’t lay eyes on since the last time I unpacked it.

Hey, I knew I had a copy of “That Darn Cat”… Granny Jessie took us to see that movie, and my copy was a tie-in, bought at Vromans for 35 cents! And I do have all of Dorothy Dunnets’ Francis Lymond books… read the first of them when I was sick with the flu in a youth hostel in Lincoln. And there was the episode guide to “Blakes’ 7”, and every damn one of Marion Zimmer Bradley’s “Darkover” books. Wow, that’s kind of an embarrassment. So is the R.F. Delafield “The Dreaming Suburb”. Not too many Agatha Christie mysteries, though. They always seemed a little formulaic to me; I preferred Josephine Tey. And one of the most uproarious novels about the Restoration ever written, John Dickson Carr’s “Most Secret”… So what if they are all stacked sideways on the shelf? At least they are not all hiding behind each other! In not a few cases, I despaired of finding a book that I thought I had, and bought another copy. (Half-Price Books buy-back desk, here we come!)
At least now, we can find what we are looking for. And the hallway seems a great deal wider, too.

Random Rants (070424)
Posted By: Timmer @ 1457 on 2007-04-24

Tired of there not being enough fresh content here every day? Can you write? Drop a line to Sgt Mom. She’ll hook you up. No Kevin, we’re not THAT desperate, but the never ending optimism is refreshing. You’re like family. I love my family, but I love them where they live, not where I live.

Sheryl Crow. What, you thought THAT was serious? We’re really just taking ourselves too fucking seriously. But considering that it was reported as straight news in so many places… UPDATE: Folks, seriously, it was a JOKE. She was kidding. What’s so scary is that we’re actually so used to crazy things from the lefty greenies that it was reported as straight news and we bought it.

It’s just about time to sit down, plop in the entire Firefly series, follow it up with Serenity, and remember what good storytelling is again. Because seriously? Other than Grey’s Anatomy and The Tudors (Henry VIII, ROCKSTAR) on Showtime, everything’s been sucking vast swathes of sucktitude lately. Painkiller Jane on SciFi? Everyone looks bored, it rubs off.

I’m pretty much done watching American Idol. There hasn’t been anyone I’ve cared about this season. The rock “mentor” is going to be Bon Jovi. That right there tells me that this show is no longer for me. Vote for the worst is going after Phil the bald guy and that tells me that they’re not listening either.

Patti Smith has a new album out. Twelve. A bunch of covers. Covers of songs that I didn’t much love the first time around. I think I’ll pass and just listen to Wave.

Britney Spears and Sanjaya. I think that just about says it all, don’t you?

Rosie O’Donnell. Okay, I’ve been wondering this for a LONG time. How did this chick ever get off of VH1 and into the mainstream? She sucks as a comedianne, she completely hoovered as a VJ. The fact that she loves Elmo no longer compensates for the fact that she’s become a sad, bitter, conspiracy fruitcake. How come I know she loves Elmo?!!! Why in the name of all that’s holy would THAT fact stick in my head?

Senator Harry Reid. Hawwwwwkkkk…patooooieee. He’s earned his place in my heart right next to Jane Fucking Fonda. I swear every time he opens his mouth, I’m more ashamed that I was ever a democrat.

Attorney General Gonzalez. You know, if liberals and conservatives both walk away from a lawyer and don’t understand a single word he’s said, he’s either a genius or an absolute moron. The fact that the President still backs him answers that question for me.

Anyone Want to Bet
Posted By: Sgt. Mom @ 1430 on 2007-04-24

…That in about twenty-five years, Cheryl Crow will star in an advert for toilet paper?
About a third of the audience will laugh, once they are reminded by someone else who Cheryl Crow is. Another third will ask themselves: You mean the old broad isn’t an actress? She was …what? Really? And the remaining third will not care. At all.

So, anyone else besides me getting tired of being lectured by well-heeled celebrities with lavish personal life-styles about how many pieces of TP we ought to use, and chided about leaving the lights on?

This is what we had grandparents for, people. Shut up and go get another $400.00 hair cut, or a dozen Priuses for your entourage. That or build another 20,000 square foot mansion. Just spare us the damned lecture about our carbon footprint.