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A Matter of Taste(r)

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

It is apparently not news to anyone that the office of the President of the US involves a degree of security – to include an official food-taster, as medieval as that sounds. Been going on for years, apparently, so having a designated expert to cover food safety with regards to the President isn’t something to… More »

Tuesday Miscellany

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

In no particular order of importance, I contemplate the following: 1. Regretfully, Morgan Freeman has now joined my personal celebrity s**t list, for pronouncing the Tea Party to be racist. Usually those who fall into my list have a long track record of offences; he has done it in one fell swoop of a lengthy… More »

I Swear…

Published on: Author: Timmer

If I see one more politico or blogger who I used to respect stand up and tell me that Paul Revere actually WAS warning the British on his midnight ride, I’m going to vote for Obama just out of sheer spiteful frustration with the WingNuttery of it all. No, it’s NOT worse than 57 states,… More »

Monday Miscellany

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

So, a scattershot essay with a number of different topics that have come bubbling up to the top of my admittedly scattered attention this last week: The Neighbors from Hell, part –I-don’t-know-how-many, there are just too many to count. See, there are bad neighbors who commit sins of omission, such as not mowing their lawn,… More »

Memo: The One Speaks, Again

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

I see by the headlines this morning that the President gave a prime-time speech on TV last night . . . gee, like that hasn’t happened lately? Or what seems like every week since a year ago January. Vacation, speech, vacation speech, party at the WH, speech, vacation, trip to someplace or other, speech, vacation… More »

Memo: Monday Morning Miscellany

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

From: Sgt Mom To: Various Re: Some Apparently Inconvenient Home Truths 1. Oh, my – the case of the absent-minded professor, the irreproducible results and the ‘dog-that-ate-my-data.’ Yet another stake through the heart of man-made-global-warming, to add to the existing collection; I swear, in popular media culture this global-warming c**p has more lives than Freddy… More »

It’s Not Crazy, It’s Just The Chicago Way

Published on: Author: Timmer

In the 1987 movie “The Untouchables,” Sean Connery’s character, Officer James Malone, gives a brief, but to-the-point lesson to Federal Agent Elliott Ness: They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! It’s with a bit… More »

Stolen from Twitter

Published on: Author: Timmer

You can’t spell Blagojevich without J.A.I.L.. You would think that by now I’d be immune to being surprised by an Illinois Governor being arrested. But seriously, he had to know he was under investigation. Why would you talk about this stuff ON THE FREAKING PHONE!!! UPDATE: Because someone asked: If Blagojevich is convicted, he would… More »

AF Cyber Command “Delayed”

Published on: Author: Timmer

According to the front page of the Air Force Cyber Command’s Website: 8/14/2008-Barksdale AFB, La. –The Air Force remains committed to providing full-spectrum cyber capabilities to include global command and control, electronic warfare and network defense. The Secretary and Chief of Staff of the Air Force have considered delaying currently planned actions on Air Force… More »

MADD Has Gone Mad

Published on: Author: Timmer

I guess this story was around earlier this week. I just heard about it on Fox News’ Red Eye. Hey, “Man Vs Wild” is a repeat. A cop comes into my kid’s classroom, tells him and his classmates that some of their friends were killed in a drunk driving accident, and then after an hour… More »

Memo: Just to Make One thing Clear

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

To: The World, and Especially KDFW “News” Reporter Rebecca Aquilar From: Sgt Mom Re: Do-It-Yourself-Law-Enforcement 1. As you may have gathered by now, residents of Texas take a rather rough-hewn approach to law enforcement and defense of self and property. This sometimes results in the perforation and/or premature demise of assorted freelance criminal types. 2.… More »

Fallout

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

Well, it took about a day longer than I estimated for the Beauchamp-TNR kerfuffle-du-jour to expand to the size of the Hindenburg, metaphorically speaking, and then explode like a couple of wads of dubble-bubble chewing gum once the upper expansion limits had been reached. Wow, look at all that sticky pink stuff all over the… More »

Power and Control

Published on: Author: Sgt. Mom

Well, so much for active-duty Army mil-blogging, if the Army Powers-That-Be have their way. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, public affairs-wise but color me fairly unsurprised by this latest move to constrain active-duty Army bloggers. Frankly, if I am surprised at anything, its that milblogs by active-duty troops managed to escape the clammy… More »

If We Pull Out

Published on: Author: Timmer

If we pull out of Iraq, the United States will never be trusted by anyone ever again. If we pull out, the massacre that follows of anyone who even smiled at a U.S. soldier, much less who collaborated with us or accepted our help, will make the killing fields of Cambodia look like a freaking… More »

Part of the Problem

Published on: Author: Timmer

Last week I started getting a bit excited about the 2008 Election. Why? Senator/Actor Fred Dalton Thompson may be throwing his hat into the ring. I loved him as the Rear Admiral in “Hunt for Red October.” I’ve liked him in just about everything I’ve seen him do on the screen. I was immediately excited… More »

News Flash: Military Health Care Sucks

Published on: Author: Timmer

You would think that the absolute cluelessness of the American Media, and many bloggers I might add, would fail to shock me. You’d be wrong. Anyone who thinks this is going to do more than cause some hospitals to paint a wall or two, raise your hands. For almost 23 years I’ve mostly been given… More »