1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) - I’ve changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card) - I never believed in hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
(Inside card) - That you’re not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You’ll probably need it again.

5. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) - Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.

6. We’ve been friends for a very long time…
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

7. I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) - It’s almost like you’re still here.

8. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

9. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
(Inside card) - I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.

10. Happy Birthday, Inside card ” Uncle Dad! ”

11. Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!…
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband