Sgt. Mom's Archive

The Little House Books
Memo: What? The Great Unwashed Are Not Lapping up Every Word? Our Dissent is Being Squashed!!!
On the Road
Incident in a French Railway Coach
Dad's Mysterious Laboratory
Rites, Practices and Legends #8: Mysterious Objects, and Other Gear on the Equipment Account
Who Will Bell the Cat? (And How?)
On This Day In 1776
Greenland: The Unbearability of Constant Daylight
Memo: IDGRA* Rules OK
Greenland: Not the End of the World, But You Can See It From There
Greenland
Strictly Budget
The Late-Forty Seven
Neighborhood Adventures: The Call of the Mild
Compost Pile Broth
Update: New House in Valley Center
The Neighborhood Bad Seed
Saving 'Frank Burns'
A Neighborhood Rejoices, Two-Day Long Reign of Terror Ended, With Apprehension of Masked Bandit!
Rites, Legends, etc: Coffee Funds and Other Additional Duties
Summer Heat
Memorial Day
The House of the Little Old Lady in Ogden: Conclusion
The House of the Little Old Lady in Ogden
Aftermath of the Fire: Valley Center
Confessions of a Fan of Garden P**n
In the Presence of Mine Enemies
Memo: On Being Given Illegal Orders
Mother's Daze
Memo: Media Matters
Oh So Refined Sensibility At Work
Update to "Bagpipes in Fallujah!"
"Best of Sgt. Mom" Archive
Memo: The Faux Veteran Phenomenon
Roman Still Life, With Cat
Signs That Say, Sadly, You've Grown Up
In Parade
Memo: Inside the “Other America”
Sewing Patterns
Assimilation Complete!
MEMO: Old Europe & Flyover Country
Bagpipes in Fallujah!
Rites, Practices and Legends #7: DODDS
An Odd Thing to See in a Military Museum
Easter Eggs
A Special Sort of Place
Memo: The Gretchen-Frage, or Where Do You Stand?
Oranges and Honey
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Assume
Bunny
Rites Practices & Legends:#6 Base Family Housing
Poisonous People
Tending My Own Garden
Cpl. Blondie's $.02
Memo: Nowhere to Run
Rites Practices & Legends #5: BX & Commissary Privileges
Saturday Night at the (Military) Movies
The Pilgrim Road
The Going Bride-Price For a Natural Blonde
A Message for those Fine Folks in Hollywood
Why I Wouldn’t Vote For John Kerry
Taming the Feral: Assimilation into the Catosphere Competed
Then And Now
At the CAX with Cpl. Blondie
Mating Rituals in the Barracks: Going Home
Mating Rituals in the Barracks
Rhapsody On a Red Armchair
There Is Always Someone Who Doesn’t Grasp The Concept
6:01 AM
Rites, Practices & Legends #4: AFRTS
The Picador's Horse
New House in Valley Center
Mom and Dad's Rules of Order
Baby Needs a Pair of New Shoes
A Very Important Date: 26 Jan 1980
Rites, Practices and Legends #3: Dining Out---The Grog Bowl
Rites, Practices and Legends #3: Dining Out
The Bitter Pill
Out In the Wash
Outing Myself, And Not How You Think….
Memo: Life in Wartime
Ahhhh, Spring (Sort of) When a Young Marines' Fancy Turns to Thoughts of....
Chick Movie Of the Year
S-s-s-smo-o-kin’!
Taming the Feral #7: The Percival Progress Report
Vy A Duck? Because By This Time I’m Tired of Turkey!!
After The Fire: Mom & Dad’s New House
Alternate Lifestyles in the Barracks
The Old Country: English Meditation
What Does it Take?
Christmas In the Barracks: Conclusion
Rare POV Spotted This Afternoon
Christmas in the Barracks
Rites, Practices and Legends #2: Rent A Crowd
Rites, Practices and Legends: The Horrible Mrs. Colonel
Marsh's Wedding
The Fabulous Rocky Awards!!!
Interiors
Heirloom Dishes
Valley Center Fire: Rebuilding
Memo: The Cowboy Way/Or That’s the Way They Do It In Texas
Taming the Feral #6
A Few Things Lost
Rebuilding After The Fire
Punch and Duchess
Memo: Recent Attacks
The Natural History of the Base Heap/GI Junker
11th Hour of the 11th Day of the 11th Month
Fire Country
Cpl. Blondie's PCS Road Trip: Finale
Sunday Drive In the Country: Downhill All the Way
Sunday Drive In the Country
Taming The Feral #5
Paradise Fire: Tales of the Brass Monkey
Cpl. Blondie's PCS Road Trip: Part 2
Valley Center: Paradise Fire
Paradise Fire, Valley Center
The Anti-War Prayer
Vietnam Meditation
Miracles
Viva La Difference!! (A Cautionary Tale)
Greek Idyll: Finale
Taming the Feral Cat #4
Cpl. Blondie's PCS Road Trip
Greek Idylls, Part 3
Cpl. Blondie's PCS Road Trip: She's Off and Away!
Memo: Response To Ungentlemanly Attentions
Greek Idylls, Pt. 2
Greek Idylls
Taming the Feral #3
Home, Sweet Peripatetic Home
Yes, Dear We HAVE a Real Home, It Just Gets Parked in New Premises, Every Couple of Years
Taming the Feral #2
USS Des Moines
Cpl. Blondie's PCS Road Trip
STRIKE
Summer Camp Days
Memo: Precision-Guided Humor
Sgt. Mom's Gardening Tips
Sticks, Stones and Words
Taming The Feral Cat #1
9/11/01
Lost
Midnight Rock and Roll: The Denizens of the Night
Adventures In Auto Mechanics
Midnight Rock and Roll, The Regulars, and Host Nation Sensitivities
Midnight Rock And Roll: Adventures on the Radio Night Shift
Memo: Accomplishing/Surviving Change & Problem-Solving
Three Churches
Ah, Sweet Mysteries of Rank
My Blogiversary!!
South-Side School: On Being the Only Blonde
The Public Affairs Prayer
Terrible Tom
Memo: California Recall
Night on the TV Board Shift: Newscast
Eloping to Las Vegas Is a Viable Option
About Time, Too
Well, That Was Like Finding Mouse Turds In Your Wheeties
Night On The TV Board: Master Control
TV Board Shift
Blending In
Where the Monster Has Been
Memo: Media Relations
Half an Acre and a Horse: Finale
Half an Acre and a Horse, Pt.2
Half an Acre And a Horse
Funny, I Don't Remember This As an Episode of M*A*S*H
Terms Of Enlistment
Personal Cats
AND THE WINNER IS.....
Latest Word: Return of Cpl. Blondie
Curious Things
Return of Cpl. Blondie: For Real!
Return of Cpl. Blondie: I Think It's The Real Deal This Time
Great-aunt Nan, the WAAC
Hurray for Hollywierd
Mom and Helen
Home Again!
Return of Cpl. Blondie: Rescheduled
Bullies
Scheduled Return of Cpl. Blondie
Substitute Fathers’ Day
Farewell to Yongsan
The Most Perfect Hot Fudge Sundae In All the World
At The Movies with Grannie Jessie
Letter from Cpl. Blondie
TV Knights & Radio Daze
The Return of Cpl. Blondie
Those Who Can't Teach
A Stop On The Journey
What's Not To Like?
Fire
The State of Gender Relationships in the Modern Military, or “Don’t Hump the Help”
Late Communique from Cpl. Blondie
On the Pier With Granny Dodie and Grandpa Al
Adventures in Plumbing: or Getting In Touch With My Inner Martha, Episode 2
Good Lord, this Issue Still Lives?
Mother's Day Meditation: Our Real Baby Doll
Tech School Romance
Back To Work/Mother's Day Card From Blondie
Friends In High Places!
Snake-Proofing The Kids
At Home In the Barracks
Lost in Copenhagen With Esther Tutwyler: The Epic Continues
Lost in Copenhagen With Esther Tutwyler
Turn Off the $&%@!!! Idiot Box Week
Morale Call #2 from Cpl. Blondie
The Toby-Dog: Great Escape, Pt. 2
The Toby-Dog: Great Escape Pt.1
The Way To (Other Peoples') Hell...
Morale Call from Cpl. Blondie: "In The Rear With the Gear... And A Large, Poisonous Sand Viper."
The End of the Beginning
Package Recieved from Cpl. Blondie
Rite of Adulthood
From Deep In The Heart of "Red" America
Report from Cpl. Blondie: The Bunker & The Guy On Crutches
E-Mail Exchange: Sgt. Mom & Blondie
Care & Feeding of the Media
It Works, It Really Works!
Well, That Makes My Whole Day
Latest Communique From Cpl. Blondie
Somewhat Reassuring Communication from Cpl. Blondie
Cynical Giggles
About LCPL Varnum
Cry Havoc And Loose the Dogs....
New Letter from Cpl. Blondie
Adoption of the Deployed
E-Mail Appeal from Cpl. Blondie
Todays' Clear Winner in the "Dumbass Phone Call of the Day Contest" At the Radio Station Where I Work On Saturdays
My Grandpa Was an Alien
E-Mail From Cpl. Blondie
Current Events
Cat-fight! Cat-fight! (Another e-mail from Cpl. Blondie)
Axis of Sort-of-Evil
So 9/10
Come To Think On It, There IS One Thing We Could Use From The French Military.....
The Kids Are All Right
New E-Mail from Cpl. Blondie
E-Mail from Cpl. Blondie
To See Ourselves, as Others See US.....
More Getting In Touch With My Inner Martha
Fact-Checking My Own A**
A Debt to M. Pierre Mathy
My Parents' Other Son
Letter #3 From Cpl. Blondie
PANIC? WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT PANIC? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT PANICKING?! ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE PANICKING?
Letter #2 From Cpl. Blondie
"Gran-isms"
The Wister Effect
Letter From Corporal Blondie
Obligatory Cat Post
The First Draft of History
Getting In Touch With My Inner Martha
In General, #2
That $%#@!! Last Page Is RIPPED Out.....
Waiting to Hear from Cpl. Blondie
Sgt. Mom's Guide to Works of Enduring Literature
Not Much More to Say
History Became Legend, Legend Became Myth, and Some Things Which Should NOT Have Been Forgotten...
Clear Winner of Today's "Dumbass Question Called in To the Radio Station Where I Work on Saturdays"
The Tale Of My Mother & The Child Psychiatrist
Korea Meditation
I'm BA-A-A-CK!
"1943 Time"
Beware The Contents Of The Freezer
So, You Say I'm A Bitch Like That's A Bad Thing?
From Sgt. Mom's Overburdened and Double-stacked Bookcases
Seasonal Ritual with Military Trappings
Thanksgiving In the Barracks 1978
8th Air Force Memories: Part the 4th and Final
New To Sgt. Mom's Creaking and Double-Stacked Bookshelves
This Wasn't What I had in Mind When I Sent Her to Parochial School....
8th Air Force Memories: Pt 3
8th Air Force Memories: #2
8th Air Force Memories
Just a Thought....
Aesthetics: The "I Love Me Wall/Room"
Aesthetics: Or Same-Old, Same-Old
Halloween Wierd!!
Off-Topic, But This Place IS Military Town, the Mother-In-Law Of the Air Force
Topic: In General
The Glorious, Bicentennial 4th
Those Things Your Child Says, When You Realize....
The King of the "R" Housing Area
"I'll Trade You a Jeep: Secrets of the Scrounger Revealed"
Zen and the Art of Scrounging
Sgt. Mom's Reading List #2
The Compleat Scrounger
Another Disconcerting Indication that the Late 1930ies and Early 1940ies are on Repeat"
Sgt. Mom's Reading List
A Letter from Spain, Dated 9/11
DeLeo's Deli
So There WAS Something Good About This Guy...
Not a Hilarious Story of Adventures on the Range
That Bit in "Forrest Gump" About Lt. Dan's Family Wasn't At All Funny
Contemplating International Relations from a #$%&!! Ditch
20th Century Cultural Appreciation: Christo VS The Orkin Man
Sgt. Mom's Ancient Tech Story